Ok, I'll take the obvious one."Yet another example of people looking like their dogs."
And here we have lieutenant Governor Patty Judge holding her youngest child. Can't you see the family resemblance.
Headline: Kansas girl fears retribution from relative of her assailant. Dorothy Gale said, "When the wicked witch of the west melted, I thought it was all over, and I wouldn't have to worry about the threats she had made against my little dog. I'd already dropped a house on her sister, the wicked witch of the east. Turns out that wicked old witch has yet another sister, the wicked witch of the Mid-west. And now poor Toto is in her clutches"
oh chet! i think our meetings are so productive!!!
Now you know how to properly strangle a puppy. The next workshop at our senseless murder convention will deal with abortion.
Jesus H. Christ woman, will you put me down already! You're not my mother!
What I would give for a full bladder right now...
Can't get no love from anyone but a dog...damnit...I thought Sweaty Chetty would be friendlier when I became his big ol' #2.
Listen to your mother you big pug
Can we fit all Iowans with these shock collar things, Chet?
In front of an audience of stunned reporters Lieutenant Governor Patty Judge snatched a pet dog from a little girl and demonstrated how choking can be used to enhance sexual pleasure.
Once again, the Democrats have their bitch Rants by the throat
Firmly grasp the dog by the head and neck. Firmly twist and break the the neck severing the spinal cord below third vertebrae. Death is immediate.
"Actually, these are considered a delicacy down in Albia. Tastes just like chicken."