Thursday, August 14, 2008

Krusty's Day Before Friday Kaption Kontest



Full of Life? Well, he's full of something, but I'm not sure it's life.

Let's see what you guys think.

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24 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    Full of deep fried Twinkies!

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  2. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 11:39 AM

    Full of fear over his impending primary in June of 2010!

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  3. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    Sweaty Chetty - Full of fried cheese and ready to tack on another 500 million dollars to the states budget next year.

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  4. BlackbeardAugust 14, 2008 at 11:56 AM

    That is Governor Dauber? I thought it was Freight Train!

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  5. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    Chet say: Tax dollars..GET IN MY BELLY!!

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  6. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 2:08 PM

    After Chet's soapbox speech today, he mistakenly ate the microphone thinking it was an overcooked corndog.

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  7. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 2:10 PM

    Chet's shirt was white before his staff pulled half his body out of the big bull's ass.

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  8. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 2:15 PM

    "Let's see here, how many turkey legs did it eat?" - Chester

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  9. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 2:18 PM

    Even after Chet's staff filled the soapbox with concrete to support his weight, it crumbled itself to peices out of fear of Chet standing on it.

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  10. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 2:21 PM

    "and I pledge whatever state money it takes to repair the sidewalks here at the fairgrounds that cracked from me walking on them." - Chuncky Chetty

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  11. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    "I did not have sexual relations with that sheep." - Chester the Molester

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  12. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 2:33 PM

    Chet looked very nervous as a massive crowd was running his way after someone yelled "HOG PILE!"

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  13. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 2:36 PM

    Chet looses his train of thought...

    The site of men devouring corn dogs has always stirred impure thoughts.

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  14. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 2:38 PM

    Chet was scheduled to take a turn in the dunk tank earlier in the day, but it was cancelled for fear of harming the city's water supply after filling up the tank each time he was dunked.

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  15. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 2:41 PM

    What you don't know is that the banner behind him is at least 20 feet wide.

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  16. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 3:58 PM

    Hi, I'm Governor Chet Culver...

    And I am fat.

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  17. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    More of Me to Lug

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  18. AnonymousAugust 14, 2008 at 8:16 PM

    Full of ordure.

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  19. AnonymousAugust 15, 2008 at 12:58 AM

    "I promise to build levees with the tensile strength of my belt. Hey, it's been 20 minutes - is my ham on a stick ready?"

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  20. AnonymousAugust 15, 2008 at 7:56 AM

    DOHERTY: NEW SCIENTIFIC DATA JUSTIFIES REPEALING GLOBAL WARMING RESPONSE ACTBy bguhl - August 14, 2008 - 1:48pm
    Release Date: Aug 14 2008
    DOHERTY: NEW SCIENTIFIC DATA JUSTIFIES REPEALING GLOBAL WARMING RESPONSE ACT

    URGES STATE TO HOLD OFF ON DAMAGING NEW REGULATIONS AS CLIMATE CHANGE THEORIES CLASH


    Responding to various new scientific reports questioning the concept of global warming, Assemblyman Michael Doherty today called on Governor Corzine to hold off on proposing any new regulations associated with the state’s Global Warming Response Act and urged the Legislature to repeal that act when it returns to legislative business after Labor Day.



    “There are many credible members of the scientific community who have questioned the theory of global warming, and now we have some scientists actually suggesting the earth’s temperatures may be entering a period of dramatic cooling,” said Doherty, R-Warren and Hunterdon. “With this growing level of scientific uncertainty, it makes no sense to enact a new set of economically damaging regulations prompted by the global warming hysteria of recent years.”



    The Global Warming Response Act was signed last year by Corzine, which requires the state to reduce greenhouse gas emissions 20 percent by 2020 and 80 percent by 2050. The law required the state Department of Environmental Protection to release a report detailing how the state would meet the goals, with recommendations now expected to be issued this fall.



    According to recent news reports, a top observatory that has been measuring sun spot activity predicts that global temperatures will drop by two degrees over the next 20 years as solar activity slows and the planet drastically cools down. They suggest this could potentially herald the onset of a new ice age. Following the end of the sun’s most active period in over 11,000 years, the last 10 years have displayed a clear cooling trend as temperatures post-1998 leveled out and are now decreasing.



    Earlier this year, John Coleman, the founder of The Weather Channel, stated that manmade global warming is “the greatest scam in history,” adding, “I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a scam.” Coleman said the theory of global warming is based on fraudulent science.



    “New Jersey’s tax and regulatory climate is already chasing jobs from this state left and right and these new regulations will make matters worse,” Doherty said. “Rather than conforming our policies to questionable scientific theories, we should be looking at the concrete economic indicators that show our state’s economy is in trouble. And we should be taking steps to help people who are losing jobs and being forced out of their homes by this state’s anti-economic growth agenda – not making matters worse.”

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  21. AnonymousAugust 16, 2008 at 6:34 PM

    Anyone dumb enough to buy into this global-warming hoax is too stupid to be elected to anything.

    The weather has been unbelievably cool and there was just a story about SNOW in Colorado.

    Anyone who votes for these idiots is too dumb to vote, too.

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  22. AnonymousAugust 17, 2008 at 9:46 PM

    Full of **** because he is pro-choice and not pro-life.

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  23. AnonymousAugust 17, 2008 at 9:53 PM

    Yeah - that Newt Gingrinch guy is a real idiot.

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  24. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 10:54 AM

    Smoked Turkey Leg
    Nutrition Facts
    54 Grams of Fat 83% DNV
    2,000 Calories 100% DNV

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